It seems my whole life I’ve been buying
other people’s junk, dragging it home, and
finding new ways to use it.
This might be because I was born under
the Pack Rat, a little known zodiac sign
of the bargain shopper. But then again,
it could be because my first crib was actually
a dresser drawer. Or at least that’s the
story they tell at family reunions.
After having spent all of my life in Florida,
from Tallahassee to Key West, I am now happily
settled in the junker's paradise
of western North Carolina where I live with
my Discount Dude husband George and
our two kids.
Thankfully, both of my children are genetically
pre-disposed to second-hand shopping. In
fact, when I was pregnant with my son, he
would kick anytime I got near a bargain—I
swear he was trying to get out early to
shop. As a result I almost named him Clarence
Sale Miller.
And my 5-year-old daughter insists on weekly
treks to the local thrift store in her wagon.
On a good day, she must walk on our return
trip home, if you know what I mean. A not
so good day is characterized by the realization
that we inadvertently bought back some of
our own previously donated treasures, a
point not lost on my husband.