Assess your current level of Discount DivaTude
with our short test. This test has been prepared
and approved by the Institute for Better Shopping.
Should you score really, really low, we have
bargain counselors standing by....
Question #1
After awaking early enough to be one of the
first shoppers at a promising yard sale, you
have a slip and fall on the way out the door
that causes profuse bleeding on your big toe.
Under these circumstances, do you:
a).
Go back in the
house for some antiseptic lotion and a Band-Aid
b).
See this as a
bad sign and cancel your yard sale plans
c).
Limp
out the door and hurry even faster to make
up the critical seconds lost by the slip and
fall
Question #2
Which statement most describes you?
a).
You pay retail
on a fairly frequent basis
b).
You only shop
at outlet malls
c).
You
walk into a thrift store with $20 and walk
out with a bag full of treasures and $12 in
change
Question #3
Which condition below presents the most significant
problem for you?
a).
Having to wait
for the mall to open on Sundays
b).
Having a credit
card that is not accepted by the store in
which you want to make a purchase
c).
The
3 best yard sales advertised open at the exact
same time and are on opposite ends of town
Question #4
Which qualities in a mate are most prized
by you?
a).
They are attractive
b).
They have a good
personality
c).
They
can load and unload a car like there's no
tomorrow
