Discount Divas do not limit their
bargain shopping and resale opportunities
to clothes and personal and home accessories.
We pursue DivaDeals in all categories
of life, even home building.
My Discount Dude husband George and
I were in the process of building
a house big enough to hold all of
expanding collections of treasures.
We wanted mostly wood floors and had
found a company that sold beautiful
Georgia pine floors however the cost
was $45,000, considerably more than
we cold afford.
As a determined discount diva, I did
my part by continually lamenting my
need for these floors to my Discount
Dude who contributed in a smaller
way by finding them. He was reading
the classified adds (isn't he dreamy?)
and he saw an ad for "free green wood.
Being well trained in the art of free,
he quickly responded and inquired
about green wood.
As it turned out, a school gymnasium
with 6000 sq feet of maple floors
was being demolished to create a much
larger gym. The maple floors were
being given away to anyone willing
to haul them off. The green
reference was actually an error but
one that luckily turned potentially
interested people off from calling.
The long story short is that for the
price of feeding school football players
all the burgers they could eat to
load the wood into rental trucks,
6000 of flawless (gym floors are without
knot holes) 30 year old maple floors
were ours!
Regrettably, our DivaSaga
does not end here. You see, you just
can't put 6000 sq feet of wood in
your bargain closet.
We had to make sure it was properly
stored until it was ready to be used
so we rented 3 storage
units. Two of the units were at
one facility and one at another as
our town has many successful discount
divas and the storage facilities are
hard to come by.
Our son agreed to remove the nails
in the wood to prep it for our new
house and for this he used a rotor
tool. He started at the single storage
unit which had no power source so
he used a gas powered generator. Somehow
a spark from the rotor tool connected
with some spilled gasoline and you
guessed it…kaboom! Thankfully he was
not injured; however, the fire spread
to the right of our corner unit and
took out every unit after ours…all
21 of them!